This Isn’t The Royal Mail Christmas Stamps Blog, Honest …

 … But, there is another twist in the saga today. I have been emailed as a result of my posts here by Tommy Horton, a reporter on The Tablet, a Roman Catholic journal. Catholics would have particular reason for wanting the Madonna and Child stamps, and his journal has received letters from people detailing first-hand accounts of being unable to buy them.

He has spoken to someone at the Post Office who has confirmed the substance of their official statement (see the last post), and indeed I still can’t see why a loss-making business such as the Royal Mail would produce stamps they don’t intend to sell, just to make some politically correct stand. The spokesman (yes, it was a man) did say that more of the angels stamps have been produced, and these are the ones in the books of stamps. However, there was no reason for PO staff not to sell the Madonna and Child stamps, unless they had run out of stock.

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Tomorrow’s Sermon: Positive Preparation For Advent

Well, it’s been another crazy week where I’ve had to revise an old sermon for Sunday. I lost two or three days to a virus this week, and that set me back. So I looked through some old sermons to see whether I had ever preached on any of tomorrow’s Lectionary readings. Sure enough, I had preached on the Epistle. It was a confirmation service sermon. I hope in my editing and revising I have removed all traces of that context!

Oh, and by the way, the book from which the opening ‘letter’ comes is a fantastic resource, full of wonderfully humorous pieces based on Luke’s Gospel.

Romans 15:4-13

Introduction
To:          John the Baptist
                The River Jordan
                Salim
                Galilee

Dear Mr the Baptist,

I am writing to you to express my reservations concerning your somewhat unorthodox lifestyle. The Department for Health and Safety – Food Division (DHS-FD) exists to monitor and support the dietary habits of the general public and I am afraid that your ‘prophetic’ lifestyle has given us cause for concern.

The DHS-FD has gone to a great deal of trouble to encourage the general public to adopt a healthy, balanced diet, helping to ensure good health, long life and a general feeling of well being. With this in mind, I regret to inform you, Mr the Baptist, that locusts and wild honey is not such a diet. Now, I am sure the honey provides plenty of much-needed energy – vital when wandering about the wilderness – and I have no doubt that the locusts contain some proteins and vitamins useful for maintaining good health, but you cannot, by any stretch of the imagination, call this a balanced diet. Where are the vegetables? Where is the vitamin C? And where is the calcium? I shudder to think what condition your teeth must be in after all that honey.

You have to understand that you are a high-profile individual and, as such, you have considerable influence over the lifestyle choices of those who look up to you, and I am afraid that this diet of yours is undermining a great deal of hard work that we are doing in schools across the country. With fame comes responsibility, Mr the Baptist, and I am urging you to face up to that responsibility by encouraging your admirers to eat a healthy, balanced diet. With this in mind, I would like you to consider endorsing our new Healthy Eating campaign. I have enclosed a sample poster for you to look at and I would be interested to hear your thoughts. I look forward to hearing from you and, hopefully, working with you.

Yours in anticipation,

Joel ben Achmed
Director, Department of Health and Safety – Food Division[1]

John the Baptist: a laugh-a-minute guy? Probably not, and usually when readings about him appear during Advent you know you’re in for a heavy sermon about sin. Preachers mix their fire and brimstone in anticipation. We have good reason. In Church history, Advent was a season like Lent, with spiritual preparation by self-examination, fasting and repentance.

But I don’t plan to take that route today. I want to emphasise the positive and happy aspects of our Advent preparation. I shall do that from the last verse of the Romans reading. When Paul has described how Jesus fulfils the Messianic hopes and in doing so blesses the Gentiles, he concludes with these words:

May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that you may abound in hope by the power of the Holy Spirit. (Romans 15:13)

The hope of the Messiah fills us with three things: joy, peace and hope itself.

1. Joy
The American writer Erma Bombeckwent to church one Sunday and couldn’t help noticing a little boy who was looking around and smiling at everyone. He wasn’t being naughty or noisy. He wasn’t playing around or playing up. He wasn’t disturbing anyone else, he was just sitting there smiling. But when his mother noticed, she shook him and said in a loud whisper, “Stop that grinning! You’re in church!” Then she smacked him, and as he started to cry, she said, “That’s better,” and carried on praying.[2]

If you think that’s extreme, let me tell you this. I once had a church member who told me that the purpose of coming to church on Sunday was to make people miserable. Yes, misery was in the design of church to this man!

But the Gospel promise and the prayer of Paul is that those who trust in the God of hope will have joy. Not the forced joy when someone up the front tries to whip up the emotions of a reluctant congregation; not the false joy where we smile because that’s what’s expected of us, even if we feel lousy, which one retired Salvation Army major told me Christian leaders should do. Nor is it the escapist joy that concentrates on the good and ignores the bad.

No: it’s the joy of knowing that Jesus brings us into the family of God, where we call God ‘Father’, ‘Dad’. It’s the joy of the Cross: not only the forgiveness of our sins, but also the sign that the conquest of evil is assured and that violence will not have the last word. It’s the joy of resurrection faith, knowing that in Jesus God is making all things new.

It’s the joy found in what a new book calls ‘the conspiracy of the insignificant’[3] – God isn’t dependent upon celebrities to achieve worthwhile things. Why? Because we follow a Saviour born in obscurity in a backwater occupied nation, but who changed all history. And so as Paul said elsewhere when writing about the Resurrection,

‘Your labour in the Lord is not in vain.’[4]

When Jesus walked the earth, his opponents slandered him by calling him a glutton and a drunkard[5]. He was neither, but what made them say that? Was it his sense of joy and celebration?

When the Holy Spirit fell on the believers at the first Christian Pentecost, their detractors said they were drunk. Again, why? They were so full of praise, singing and joy.

2. Peace
In his book The Life God Blesses the American writer Gordon Macdonald describes his encounter with a black South African, a high-ranking member of the African National Congress. He was profoundly impressed by the man’s understanding of African history and politics and his insights into the challenges facing his nation, and so he asked, “Where did you get your training?”

He expected to hear the name of some famous university, and was amazed at the reply: “I trained on Robben Island.” This was the notorious offshore prison where the apartheid régime sent its most troublesome opponents.

The man said, “Every few years the government would search out and jail all the young black leaders. They would sweep them out of sight and eventually dump them on Robben Island. But for us it was a profitable strategy. Because that was where we got our education. From [Nelson] Mandela and the others … You see, all of us who came to Robben Island came straight from school. We were angry; we were ready to kill the white man, any white man.

“In prison we lost our names; we were only numbers to the guards. And they kept their guns pointed at us all the time. Each morning we marched to the rock quarry, and in the evening we marched back. The days always belonged to the guards. But the nights were different. The nights belonged to us. During the evening, we who were young sat with the old men. And we listened while they told us their histories, their tribal languages, their dreams for the black person in South Africa.

“But most important, Mandela taught us that you can never accomplish anything as long as you hate your enemy. Hate his politics; hate the evil behind those politics; hate the policies that put you in prison. But never hate the person. It takes your strength away.”

“You stopped hating?” Macdonald asked.

“Not right away. It took me almost five years to forgive … five years of learning with the old men. But when I did forgive, I was a different person. I knew I had forgiven when I could go to Holy Communion on Friday and invite the guard to lay down his gun, come and receive the sacrament with me. So that’s the answer to your question. That’s where I got my training.”[6]

The peace of God is in knowing I am forgiven, then taking that peace and sharing forgiveness with those who have wronged me. A forgiving peace transforms society.

That peace also guides us at other times. We have been praying this last week that two particular friends would have God’s peace in that sense. One has come back into the ministry after a time out, and has been visiting a potential new circuit. We have prayed that she and the circuit in question will make their decisions, clearly guided by a sense of God’s piece. Another has been far from God in recent years, but is facing worrying hospital tests. She may be clear, or she may have something serious. We pray she will find God’s peace at the centre of her life again.

So Paul prays that we will not only have the gift of joy, but also the gift of peace. The peace of Christ changes our lives, guides our lives, and transforms the lives of others.

3. Hope
Do you believe the glass is half-full or half-empty? I’m a half-empty person: one disagreement at home and I think our marriage is failing, one defeat for my football team and I think they’ll be relegated, one major reversal at church and I think about chucking it all in. I’m a happy soul!

Here are some half-full versus half-empty variations:

* An optimist looks at an oyster and expects to find a pearl; a pessimist looks at an oyster and expects food poisoning.

* A pessimist is someone who feels bad when he feels good, for fear he will feel even worse when he feels better.

* A priest travelling on a bus finds himself next to a hippy wearing only one shoe. “I see you lost a shoe,” says the priest. “No,” says the hippy, “I found a shoe.”

* The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds. And the pessimist fears that this is true.[7]

Whatever our temperament, Christians receive the gift of hope from God. Our text says that hope is his nature – and that as we receive the first two gifts of joy and peace, so by the power of the Holy Spirit we receive this third gift, the gift of hope.

It is not a vague and uncertain “I hope everything will work out” kind of hope. It is a certain hope that says in God’s great future love will conquer evil, right will defeat injustice, death will be abolished and decay will be replaced by renewal. We have this hope because Jesus is risen from the dead and promises to return, bringing the fulness of his Father’s kingdom.

I spent some time once at the bedside of an elderly and deaf dying woman. I read some Scriptures loudly to her as she flitted between sleep and a half-wakeful state. One passage I read was from Revelation 21, which promises a new heaven and a new earth, where there is no more death or mourning or crying or pain, and all things are made new[8].

But this hope is not only for the hour of death; it gives energy and passion to us now in our witness. Jürgen Moltmann put it like this:

Whenever faith develops into hope it does not make people serene and placid; it makes them restless. It does not make them patient; it makes them impatient. Instead of being reconciled to the existing reality they begin to suffer for it and to resist it.[9]

So Paul prays that we will receive this gift of hope: a certain hope that will enable us to face the worst life can throw at us with peace and joy. But that gift of hope will also make us passionate to see more of God’s Kingdom in justice, healing and evangelism.

If we do, we will be like those early disciples of New Testament times who were said by their opponents to have turned the world upside-down. We will be full of the joy of Jesus, people who receive and give peace, endued with a rock solid hope. Can anything stop us? The Advent hope invites us to live our destiny – a destiny to change the world in the power of God’s Holy Spirit.


[1] Paul Symonds, A Clean Camel Is A Happy Camel; Ropley, Hants: 2007, no pagination.

[3] Patrick Regan and Liza Hoeksma, Conspiracy Of The Insignificant; Eastbourne: Kingsway, 2007.

[4] 1 Corinthians 15:58.

[5] Matthew 11:9//Luke 7:34.

[8] Revelation 21:1-7.

[9] Jürgen Moltmann, Experiences Of God, quoted in notes from the Acorn Healing Trust circa 1992.

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Tomorrow’s Sermon: Positive Preparation For Advent

Well, it’s been another crazy week where I’ve had to revise an old sermon for Sunday. I lost two or three days to a virus this week, and that set me back. So I looked through some old sermons to see whether I had ever preached on any of tomorrow’s Lectionary readings. Sure enough, I had preached on the Epistle. It was a confirmation service sermon. I hope in my editing and revising I have removed all traces of that context!

Oh, and by the way, the book from which the opening ‘letter’ comes is a fantastic resource, full of wonderfully humorous pieces based on Luke’s Gospel.

Romans 15:4-13

Introduction
To:          John the Baptist
                The River Jordan
                Salim
                Galilee

Dear Mr the Baptist,

I am writing to you to express my reservations concerning your somewhat unorthodox lifestyle. The Department for Health and Safety – Food Division (DHS-FD) exists to monitor and support the dietary habits of the general public and I am afraid that your ‘prophetic’ lifestyle has given us cause for concern.

The DHS-FD has gone to a great deal of trouble to encourage the general public to adopt a healthy, balanced diet, helping to ensure good health, long life and a general feeling of well being. With this in mind, I regret to inform you, Mr the Baptist, that locusts and wild honey is not such a diet. Now, I am sure the honey provides plenty of much-needed energy – vital when wandering about the wilderness – and I have no doubt that the locusts contain some proteins and vitamins useful for maintaining good health, but you cannot, by any stretch of the imagination, call this a balanced diet. Where are the vegetables? Where is the vitamin C? And where is the calcium? I shudder to think what condition your teeth must be in after all that honey.

You have to understand that you are a high-profile individual and, as such, you have considerable influence over the lifestyle choices of those who look up to you, and I am afraid that this diet of yours is undermining a great deal of hard work that we are doing in schools across the country. With fame comes responsibility, Mr the Baptist, and I am urging you to face up to that responsibility by encouraging your admirers to eat a healthy, balanced diet. With this in mind, I would like you to consider endorsing our new Healthy Eating campaign. I have enclosed a sample poster for you to look at and I would be interested to hear your thoughts. I look forward to hearing from you and, hopefully, working with you.

Yours in anticipation,

Joel ben Achmed
Director, Department of Health and Safety – Food Division[1]

John the Baptist: a laugh-a-minute guy? Probably not, and usually when readings about him appear during Advent you know you’re in for a heavy sermon about sin. Preachers mix their fire and brimstone in anticipation. We have good reason. In Church history, Advent was a season like Lent, with spiritual preparation by self-examination, fasting and repentance.

But I don’t plan to take that route today. I want to emphasise the positive and happy aspects of our Advent preparation. I shall do that from the last verse of the Romans reading. When Paul has described how Jesus fulfils the Messianic hopes and in doing so blesses the Gentiles, he concludes with these words:

May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that you may abound in hope by the power of the Holy Spirit. (Romans 15:13)

The hope of the Messiah fills us with three things: joy, peace and hope itself.

1. Joy
The American writer Erma Bombeckwent to church one Sunday and couldn’t help noticing a little boy who was looking around and smiling at everyone. He wasn’t being naughty or noisy. He wasn’t playing around or playing up. He wasn’t disturbing anyone else, he was just sitting there smiling. But when his mother noticed, she shook him and said in a loud whisper, “Stop that grinning! You’re in church!” Then she smacked him, and as he started to cry, she said, “That’s better,” and carried on praying.[2]

If you think that’s extreme, let me tell you this. I once had a church member who told me that the purpose of coming to church on Sunday was to make people miserable. Yes, misery was in the design of church to this man!

But the Gospel promise and the prayer of Paul is that those who trust in the God of hope will have joy. Not the forced joy when someone up the front tries to whip up the emotions of a reluctant congregation; not the false joy where we smile because that’s what’s expected of us, even if we feel lousy, which one retired Salvation Army major told me Christian leaders should do. Nor is it the escapist joy that concentrates on the good and ignores the bad.

No: it’s the joy of knowing that Jesus brings us into the family of God, where we call God ‘Father’, ‘Dad’. It’s the joy of the Cross: not only the forgiveness of our sins, but also the sign that the conquest of evil is assured and that violence will not have the last word. It’s the joy of resurrection faith, knowing that in Jesus God is making all things new.

It’s the joy found in what a new book calls ‘the conspiracy of the insignificant’[3] – God isn’t dependent upon celebrities to achieve worthwhile things. Why? Because we follow a Saviour born in obscurity in a backwater occupied nation, but who changed all history. And so as Paul said elsewhere when writing about the Resurrection,

‘Your labour in the Lord is not in vain.’[4]

When Jesus walked the earth, his opponents slandered him by calling him a glutton and a drunkard[5]. He was neither, but what made them say that? Was it his sense of joy and celebration?

When the Holy Spirit fell on the believers at the first Christian Pentecost, their detractors said they were drunk. Again, why? They were so full of praise, singing and joy.

2. Peace
In his book The Life God Blesses the American writer Gordon Macdonald describes his encounter with a black South African, a high-ranking member of the African National Congress. He was profoundly impressed by the man’s understanding of African history and politics and his insights into the challenges facing his nation, and so he asked, “Where did you get your training?”

He expected to hear the name of some famous university, and was amazed at the reply: “I trained on Robben Island.” This was the notorious offshore prison where the apartheid régime sent its most troublesome opponents.

The man said, “Every few years the government would search out and jail all the young black leaders. They would sweep them out of sight and eventually dump them on Robben Island. But for us it was a profitable strategy. Because that was where we got our education. From [Nelson] Mandela and the others … You see, all of us who came to Robben Island came straight from school. We were angry; we were ready to kill the white man, any white man.

“In prison we lost our names; we were only numbers to the guards. And they kept their guns pointed at us all the time. Each morning we marched to the rock quarry, and in the evening we marched back. The days always belonged to the guards. But the nights were different. The nights belonged to us. During the evening, we who were young sat with the old men. And we listened while they told us their histories, their tribal languages, their dreams for the black person in South Africa.

“But most important, Mandela taught us that you can never accomplish anything as long as you hate your enemy. Hate his politics; hate the evil behind those politics; hate the policies that put you in prison. But never hate the person. It takes your strength away.”

“You stopped hating?” Macdonald asked.

“Not right away. It took me almost five years to forgive … five years of learning with the old men. But when I did forgive, I was a different person. I knew I had forgiven when I could go to Holy Communion on Friday and invite the guard to lay down his gun, come and receive the sacrament with me. So that’s the answer to your question. That’s where I got my training.”[6]

The peace of God is in knowing I am forgiven, then taking that peace and sharing forgiveness with those who have wronged me. A forgiving peace transforms society.

That peace also guides us at other times. We have been praying this last week that two particular friends would have God’s peace in that sense. One has come back into the ministry after a time out, and has been visiting a potential new circuit. We have prayed that she and the circuit in question will make their decisions, clearly guided by a sense of God’s piece. Another has been far from God in recent years, but is facing worrying hospital tests. She may be clear, or she may have something serious. We pray she will find God’s peace at the centre of her life again.

So Paul prays that we will not only have the gift of joy, but also the gift of peace. The peace of Christ changes our lives, guides our lives, and transforms the lives of others.

3. Hope
Do you believe the glass is half-full or half-empty? I’m a half-empty person: one disagreement at home and I think our marriage is failing, one defeat for my football team and I think they’ll be relegated, one major reversal at church and I think about chucking it all in. I’m a happy soul!

Here are some half-full versus half-empty variations:

* An optimist looks at an oyster and expects to find a pearl; a pessimist looks at an oyster and expects food poisoning.

* A pessimist is someone who feels bad when he feels good, for fear he will feel even worse when he feels better.

* A priest travelling on a bus finds himself next to a hippy wearing only one shoe. “I see you lost a shoe,” says the priest. “No,” says the hippy, “I found a shoe.”

* The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds. And the pessimist fears that this is true.[7]

Whatever our temperament, Christians receive the gift of hope from God. Our text says that hope is his nature – and that as we receive the first two gifts of joy and peace, so by the power of the Holy Spirit we receive this third gift, the gift of hope.

It is not a vague and uncertain “I hope everything will work out” kind of hope. It is a certain hope that says in God’s great future love will conquer evil, right will defeat injustice, death will be abolished and decay will be replaced by renewal. We have this hope because Jesus is risen from the dead and promises to return, bringing the fulness of his Father’s kingdom.

I spent some time once at the bedside of an elderly and deaf dying woman. I read some Scriptures loudly to her as she flitted between sleep and a half-wakeful state. One passage I read was from Revelation 21, which promises a new heaven and a new earth, where there is no more death or mourning or crying or pain, and all things are made new[8].

But this hope is not only for the hour of death; it gives energy and passion to us now in our witness. Jürgen Moltmann put it like this:

Whenever faith develops into hope it does not make people serene and placid; it makes them restless. It does not make them patient; it makes them impatient. Instead of being reconciled to the existing reality they begin to suffer for it and to resist it.[9]

So Paul prays that we will receive this gift of hope: a certain hope that will enable us to face the worst life can throw at us with peace and joy. But that gift of hope will also make us passionate to see more of God’s Kingdom in justice, healing and evangelism.

If we do, we will be like those early disciples of New Testament times who were said by their opponents to have turned the world upside-down. We will be full of the joy of Jesus, people who receive and give peace, endued with a rock solid hope. Can anything stop us? The Advent hope invites us to live our destiny – a destiny to change the world in the power of God’s Holy Spirit.


[1] Paul Symonds, A Clean Camel Is A Happy Camel; Ropley, Hants: 2007, no pagination.

[3] Patrick Regan and Liza Hoeksma, Conspiracy Of The Insignificant; Eastbourne: Kingsway, 2007.

[4] 1 Corinthians 15:58.

[5] Matthew 11:9//Luke 7:34.

[8] Revelation 21:1-7.

[9] Jürgen Moltmann, Experiences Of God, quoted in notes from the Acorn Healing Trust circa 1992.

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Tomorrow’s Sermon: Positive Preparation For Advent

Well, it’s been another crazy week where I’ve had to revise an old sermon for Sunday. I lost two or three days to a virus this week, and that set me back. So I looked through some old sermons to see whether I had ever preached on any of tomorrow’s Lectionary readings. Sure enough, I had preached on the Epistle. It was a confirmation service sermon. I hope in my editing and revising I have removed all traces of that context!

Oh, and by the way, the book from which the opening ‘letter’ comes is a fantastic resource, full of wonderfully humorous pieces based on Luke’s Gospel.

Romans 15:4-13

Introduction
To:          John the Baptist
                The River Jordan
                Salim
                Galilee

Dear Mr the Baptist,

I am writing to you to express my reservations concerning your somewhat unorthodox lifestyle. The Department for Health and Safety – Food Division (DHS-FD) exists to monitor and support the dietary habits of the general public and I am afraid that your ‘prophetic’ lifestyle has given us cause for concern.

The DHS-FD has gone to a great deal of trouble to encourage the general public to adopt a healthy, balanced diet, helping to ensure good health, long life and a general feeling of well being. With this in mind, I regret to inform you, Mr the Baptist, that locusts and wild honey is not such a diet. Now, I am sure the honey provides plenty of much-needed energy – vital when wandering about the wilderness – and I have no doubt that the locusts contain some proteins and vitamins useful for maintaining good health, but you cannot, by any stretch of the imagination, call this a balanced diet. Where are the vegetables? Where is the vitamin C? And where is the calcium? I shudder to think what condition your teeth must be in after all that honey.

You have to understand that you are a high-profile individual and, as such, you have considerable influence over the lifestyle choices of those who look up to you, and I am afraid that this diet of yours is undermining a great deal of hard work that we are doing in schools across the country. With fame comes responsibility, Mr the Baptist, and I am urging you to face up to that responsibility by encouraging your admirers to eat a healthy, balanced diet. With this in mind, I would like you to consider endorsing our new Healthy Eating campaign. I have enclosed a sample poster for you to look at and I would be interested to hear your thoughts. I look forward to hearing from you and, hopefully, working with you.

Yours in anticipation,

Joel ben Achmed
Director, Department of Health and Safety – Food Division[1]

John the Baptist: a laugh-a-minute guy? Probably not, and usually when readings about him appear during Advent you know you’re in for a heavy sermon about sin. Preachers mix their fire and brimstone in anticipation. We have good reason. In Church history, Advent was a season like Lent, with spiritual preparation by self-examination, fasting and repentance.

But I don’t plan to take that route today. I want to emphasise the positive and happy aspects of our Advent preparation. I shall do that from the last verse of the Romans reading. When Paul has described how Jesus fulfils the Messianic hopes and in doing so blesses the Gentiles, he concludes with these words:

May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that you may abound in hope by the power of the Holy Spirit. (Romans 15:13)

The hope of the Messiah fills us with three things: joy, peace and hope itself.

1. Joy
The American writer Erma Bombeckwent to church one Sunday and couldn’t help noticing a little boy who was looking around and smiling at everyone. He wasn’t being naughty or noisy. He wasn’t playing around or playing up. He wasn’t disturbing anyone else, he was just sitting there smiling. But when his mother noticed, she shook him and said in a loud whisper, “Stop that grinning! You’re in church!” Then she smacked him, and as he started to cry, she said, “That’s better,” and carried on praying.[2]

If you think that’s extreme, let me tell you this. I once had a church member who told me that the purpose of coming to church on Sunday was to make people miserable. Yes, misery was in the design of church to this man!

But the Gospel promise and the prayer of Paul is that those who trust in the God of hope will have joy. Not the forced joy when someone up the front tries to whip up the emotions of a reluctant congregation; not the false joy where we smile because that’s what’s expected of us, even if we feel lousy, which one retired Salvation Army major told me Christian leaders should do. Nor is it the escapist joy that concentrates on the good and ignores the bad.

No: it’s the joy of knowing that Jesus brings us into the family of God, where we call God ‘Father’, ‘Dad’. It’s the joy of the Cross: not only the forgiveness of our sins, but also the sign that the conquest of evil is assured and that violence will not have the last word. It’s the joy of resurrection faith, knowing that in Jesus God is making all things new.

It’s the joy found in what a new book calls ‘the conspiracy of the insignificant’[3] – God isn’t dependent upon celebrities to achieve worthwhile things. Why? Because we follow a Saviour born in obscurity in a backwater occupied nation, but who changed all history. And so as Paul said elsewhere when writing about the Resurrection,

‘Your labour in the Lord is not in vain.’[4]

When Jesus walked the earth, his opponents slandered him by calling him a glutton and a drunkard[5]. He was neither, but what made them say that? Was it his sense of joy and celebration?

When the Holy Spirit fell on the believers at the first Christian Pentecost, their detractors said they were drunk. Again, why? They were so full of praise, singing and joy.

2. Peace
In his book The Life God Blesses the American writer Gordon Macdonald describes his encounter with a black South African, a high-ranking member of the African National Congress. He was profoundly impressed by the man’s understanding of African history and politics and his insights into the challenges facing his nation, and so he asked, “Where did you get your training?”

He expected to hear the name of some famous university, and was amazed at the reply: “I trained on Robben Island.” This was the notorious offshore prison where the apartheid régime sent its most troublesome opponents.

The man said, “Every few years the government would search out and jail all the young black leaders. They would sweep them out of sight and eventually dump them on Robben Island. But for us it was a profitable strategy. Because that was where we got our education. From [Nelson] Mandela and the others … You see, all of us who came to Robben Island came straight from school. We were angry; we were ready to kill the white man, any white man.

“In prison we lost our names; we were only numbers to the guards. And they kept their guns pointed at us all the time. Each morning we marched to the rock quarry, and in the evening we marched back. The days always belonged to the guards. But the nights were different. The nights belonged to us. During the evening, we who were young sat with the old men. And we listened while they told us their histories, their tribal languages, their dreams for the black person in South Africa.

“But most important, Mandela taught us that you can never accomplish anything as long as you hate your enemy. Hate his politics; hate the evil behind those politics; hate the policies that put you in prison. But never hate the person. It takes your strength away.”

“You stopped hating?” Macdonald asked.

“Not right away. It took me almost five years to forgive … five years of learning with the old men. But when I did forgive, I was a different person. I knew I had forgiven when I could go to Holy Communion on Friday and invite the guard to lay down his gun, come and receive the sacrament with me. So that’s the answer to your question. That’s where I got my training.”[6]

The peace of God is in knowing I am forgiven, then taking that peace and sharing forgiveness with those who have wronged me. A forgiving peace transforms society.

That peace also guides us at other times. We have been praying this last week that two particular friends would have God’s peace in that sense. One has come back into the ministry after a time out, and has been visiting a potential new circuit. We have prayed that she and the circuit in question will make their decisions, clearly guided by a sense of God’s piece. Another has been far from God in recent years, but is facing worrying hospital tests. She may be clear, or she may have something serious. We pray she will find God’s peace at the centre of her life again.

So Paul prays that we will not only have the gift of joy, but also the gift of peace. The peace of Christ changes our lives, guides our lives, and transforms the lives of others.

3. Hope
Do you believe the glass is half-full or half-empty? I’m a half-empty person: one disagreement at home and I think our marriage is failing, one defeat for my football team and I think they’ll be relegated, one major reversal at church and I think about chucking it all in. I’m a happy soul!

Here are some half-full versus half-empty variations:

* An optimist looks at an oyster and expects to find a pearl; a pessimist looks at an oyster and expects food poisoning.

* A pessimist is someone who feels bad when he feels good, for fear he will feel even worse when he feels better.

* A priest travelling on a bus finds himself next to a hippy wearing only one shoe. “I see you lost a shoe,” says the priest. “No,” says the hippy, “I found a shoe.”

* The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds. And the pessimist fears that this is true.[7]

Whatever our temperament, Christians receive the gift of hope from God. Our text says that hope is his nature – and that as we receive the first two gifts of joy and peace, so by the power of the Holy Spirit we receive this third gift, the gift of hope.

It is not a vague and uncertain “I hope everything will work out” kind of hope. It is a certain hope that says in God’s great future love will conquer evil, right will defeat injustice, death will be abolished and decay will be replaced by renewal. We have this hope because Jesus is risen from the dead and promises to return, bringing the fulness of his Father’s kingdom.

I spent some time once at the bedside of an elderly and deaf dying woman. I read some Scriptures loudly to her as she flitted between sleep and a half-wakeful state. One passage I read was from Revelation 21, which promises a new heaven and a new earth, where there is no more death or mourning or crying or pain, and all things are made new[8].

But this hope is not only for the hour of death; it gives energy and passion to us now in our witness. Jürgen Moltmann put it like this:

Whenever faith develops into hope it does not make people serene and placid; it makes them restless. It does not make them patient; it makes them impatient. Instead of being reconciled to the existing reality they begin to suffer for it and to resist it.[9]

So Paul prays that we will receive this gift of hope: a certain hope that will enable us to face the worst life can throw at us with peace and joy. But that gift of hope will also make us passionate to see more of God’s Kingdom in justice, healing and evangelism.

If we do, we will be like those early disciples of New Testament times who were said by their opponents to have turned the world upside-down. We will be full of the joy of Jesus, people who receive and give peace, endued with a rock solid hope. Can anything stop us? The Advent hope invites us to live our destiny – a destiny to change the world in the power of God’s Holy Spirit.


[1] Paul Symonds, A Clean Camel Is A Happy Camel; Ropley, Hants: 2007, no pagination.

[3] Patrick Regan and Liza Hoeksma, Conspiracy Of The Insignificant; Eastbourne: Kingsway, 2007.

[4] 1 Corinthians 15:58.

[5] Matthew 11:9//Luke 7:34.

[8] Revelation 21:1-7.

[9] Jürgen Moltmann, Experiences Of God, quoted in notes from the Acorn Healing Trust circa 1992.

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Royal Mail Christmas Stamps

I have now received on a circular an official statement from the Company Secretary of the Royal Mail concerning the rumour of the last few days. It is prefaced by some words from a non-stipendiary Anglican priest who works for the Post Office. (I have edited out some of her references to particular individuals.) I think this confirms my initial suspicions, namely that there was no official conspiracy. It feels like the old false allegation that Procter and Gamble were in league with Satanists.

The rumour that the Royal
Mail may be encouraged to stop printing religious stamps at Christmas is completely
unfounded; and the request to circulate it has been extraordinarily unhelpful.
I and other colleagues involved with the Church have now received copies of the
‘offending para’ from outside of St Albans
diocese; (I don’t know where it started from but it is doing the rounds). And
it has probably taken the best part of the the last 48 hours to contain this –
as the Mail on Sunday got hold of it too. ……

I think what concerns me most is that the
email came from and was circulated to Christians/ ministerial colleagues – and
until [names] got in touch, there was an assumption that the note was
true. No-one in Royal Mail group gets up in the morning with the negative
motivation implied – and certainly not the directors who take these decisions.
You would not believe the contortions we go through to try to support and to
please the particular community we are trying to serve – in this case the
Christian one. (Many of us are Christians and our faith is critical to the way
we do business.)

What follows below this note, is our response
statement. We took a decision after last year, to have Christian stamps every
year at Christmas (see below for a brief explanation). It is difficult to
ensure that our external communications reach all audiences and so I would be
happy to answer any queries on this; and time permitting, come along and speak
to the diocese, if you feel people may like to know more about the Christmas/
postage or community impacts (Post Office closures, etc) of the Post Office/
Royal Mail Group.

But in the meantime, as we say below, any help
you can give in restoring the balance would be much appreciated. I don’t have
all the addresses of those who received [the] original mail …… Please could you
pass on the statement below (and this note if it helps) to anyone you or they
may have copied the original mail to.

Thank you in anticipation of your support and
best wishes for a very Christian Christmas!

Paula.
The Revd Paula Vennells, Network Director, The
Post Office

(Incidentally, we were rather surprised at the
suggestion that the angels were only “vaguely Christian”. I’m sending
you a presentation pack of the stamps. Have a read inside and let me know what
you think.)

Royal Mail statement:
‘We have become aware of an incorrect
assertion being made about the motives behind the sales of our Christmas
stamps.
There is absolutely no intention on our part to suppress sales of the Madonna
and Child stamps in order to be able to claim there is low demand for religious
stamps in future years.  Indeed, we have produced tens of millions of
them, and we want to sell them!!  We have given publicity to both types of
Christmas stamps, and the availability of both has been widely covered in the
national and local press.  Furthermore we plan to have the Madonna and
Child stamps available every Christmas in future, alongside each year’s
“special” set, which will continue to alternate between religious and
secular themes.

Any help you can give in restoring the balance would be  much appreciated.

Jonathan
Evans OBE, Company Secretary, Royal Mail Group

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Royal Mail Christmas Stamps Part 3

I went to a coffee morning at one of my churches this morning. Our building is next to the Post Office. Someone was going to call next door for some stamps, so I told him the background of the last two days. When Geoff was served, he was given the angel stamps. He then queried why he hadn’t been offered the Madonna and Child stamps and was told, ‘You’ll have to wait four minutes while we open the safe.’ So he let some other customers be served, and he waited the four minutes.

Having received his more overtly Christian stamps, he explained to the staff and asked why they weren’t offering both types of Christmas stamp. They said they simply kept the angel stamps out, because they were on top when the delivery arrived. The Madonna and Child stamps were put in the safe for reasons of space.

If you want to have a conspiracy theory, I guess you could wonder why the latter stamps were on the bottom of the delivery, but one set had to be, and I still suspect there is an innocent explanation for this. Certainly the postmistress told Geoff there had been no instructions from on high to favour one set of stamps over the other, and we know her quite well. I would tend to believe her.

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Royal Mail Christmas Stamps Update

My Chair of District assures me she sent the email (see last post) after hearing that a colleague had had this experience at a post office. Today I went to buy some stamps. I just asked for first class stamps. I thought I had been given the religious ones, but when I inspected them at home found I had just been given the generic ‘angel’ stamps, rather than the Madonna and child. Not noticing this important difference at the time, I thanked the post office clerk and told her about the email. She told me there were no instructions to withhold religious stamps. Rather, people were being sold Christmas stamps and if they objected, were being given ordinary stamps. However, in the light of what I now realise, I have emailed the following complaint on the Royal Mail website:

I went to a post office today to buy some first class stamps. While I was sold the ‘angel’ stamps, I now discover that had I wanted something more religious I could have been offered the ‘Madonna and child’ stamps. I am surprised at this reticence to offer the overtly religious stamps after last year’s furore. The angel stamps are hardly religious, with such generic words as ‘goodwill’ stripped of their Christian content. A friend of mine commented that he went to his post office in Hertfordshire, and he was not offered the religious stamps, either. I am puzzled why you do not have a policy of offering customers a choice. I hope you are not trying to make it look like there is little demand for religious stamps at Christmas. I would be grateful to know what your official policy is. I’d appreciate a written or emailed reply rather than a phone call, please. Many thanks.

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Royal Mail Christmas Stamps

My Chair of District has just forwarded an email, which she received from someone in St Albans Diocese. It contains some copied and pasted text, alleging that Royal Mail have instructed its staff only to sell this year’s Christian-themed Christmas stamps to customers who specifically request them, so they can prove there is no demand for religious stamps. There is no quoting of a source for the story. It may or may not be true. However, I can find no corroborative allegations or evidence online. Without such evidence, I am inclined to think this is another ‘scare’ email that will give Christians a bad name, rather like the petition against a supposedly Government-funded mega-mosque in east London.

Here is the text in question:

Royal Mail has traditionally
alternated between sacred and secular designs for their Christmas stamps and
this year it is the turn for a religious image. Royal Mail has issued two sets
of designs this year. The main set of designs, available in all the main
denominations is of angels, which is vaguely Christian but not explicitly so
and certainly not specifically Christmassy. They have also issued a ‘Madonna
and Child’ design for first and second class only. Post Office staff have been
instructed to only sell this design if people specifically request it, but
obviously people can’t request it if they don’t know it exists! If people don’t
buy these stamps, Royal Mail will claim there is no demand for religious
Christmas stamps and not produce them in future. Please therefore ask for
‘Madonna and Child’ stamps when you do your Christmas posting and also tell your
friends, contacts etc. to do the same. Thank You.


Does anyone know anything that would back this up, or are my suspicions justified?

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Tomorrow’s Sermon, ‘Being Unprepared’ (Advent Sunday)

Someone said to me at the church Christmas Fayre this morning, ‘You haven’t been on the computer much this week.’ She hadn’t noticed any blog updates (apart from the couple of links I’ve posted), nor had I updated my Facebook profile since Sunday night. A combination of family illness, urgent pastoral visits and so on have kept me from writing anything thoughtful.

So no comments so far (and maybe it will be too late by the time I do) on Adrian Warnock‘s disabling of comments on his blog – in which case, is it still really a blog? And nothing yet on a fascinating blog discussion started over a fortnight ago by Drew Ditzel on the pros and cons of paid ministry in the light of emerging church insights. (I’ve got some Ben Witherington to bring into that topic some time.) I’d love to get back to the fray soon.

I have, however, edited and revised my April post on Digital Faith for publication as an article in Ministry Today. You may get a sneak preview on the ‘Preview’ page of the site. I’ve also reviewed two books for them: ‘A Moral Climate: The Ethics of Global Warming‘ by Michael Northcott, and ‘Earth And Word: Classic Sermons on Saving the Planet‘, edited by David Rhoads.

In the meantime, here is tomorrow’s sermon. Even that is a revised repeat of one I preached three years ago when this Gospel passage featured in the Lectionary.

Matthew 24:36-44

Introduction
Today may be Advent Sunday, but the official countdown to Christmas in our household began yesterday. Rather than buying the conventional Advent calendars, Debbie had bought two (one for each of our children) into which you could place the chocolate or gift of your choice. (We had also bought a fair trade calendar from Traidcraft.) Rebekah had spied one of these calendars hanging up the other day, but had somehow resisted the temptation to raid it. However, she has been on Christmas countdown since July – slightly earlier than the shops. Mark, on the other hand, didn’t even want to unwrap his chocolate coin. When he did, he informed us that it wanted to go to sleep, and he delicately placed it under a dirty handkerchief.

Preparing for Christmas is quite simple for small children – even if frustrating. It involves counting down. For the rest of us, the preparation time is more frantic (although I have a wife who aims to have bought all her presents each year by the end of November).>

But being prepared in the Christian sense is about more than buying and wrapping the presents, sending the cards and hoping that bird flu won’t prevent you getting a turkey. Furthermore, we are not preparing for the first coming of Christ, but his second. In our Gospel reading, Jesus warns us about the nature of people who are unprepared for his return.

1. Counterfeit Faith<
When we lived in Medway, our manse was near the major general hospital. Parking was a nightmare, and we had to buy residents’ parking permits, both for ourselves and our visitors. One day, a friend came to visit Debbie. When Jackie was about to leave, we realised that she had not asked for our visitor’s parking permit to place on the dashboard of her car in order to ward off evil spirits and traffic wardens. I accompanied Jackie to her car, but they had not been doing their rounds and she was safe. The traffic wardens hadn’t been, either. But we never knew when they were on duty. We had no access to their duty roster.

Jesus said, 

“No-one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” (verse 36)

Anyone who claims they know when Jesus will return is claiming knowledge that even Jesus himself doesn’t have. Of many examples from history, take just this one:

In 1992, a South Korean church leader named Lee Jang Rim persuaded 20,000 followers that the Rapture would occur on 28th October that year. To prepare for the Lord’s coming, people abandoned their jobs and their education, sold their homes, divorced their spouses and deserted the army. Some women even reportedly had abortions so that they wouldn’t be too heavy to be lifted up to heaven. In all, these gullible followers gave over $4 million to Lee and his church.

As the midnight deadline approached, the South Korean government sent 1,500 riot police to Lee’s ‘Mission for the Coming Days’, and placed the fire and ambulance services on alert. The deadline passed uneventfully, and next day forty-six-year-old Lee apologised to his followers for misleading them, and dissolved his church. The authorities were unimpressed, however, and sentenced the prophet to two years’ imprisonment for fraud and illegal possession of US currency. The prosecution successfully argued that if Lee truly believed what he preached, what was he doing holding bank bonds, which would only mature in May 1993?[1]

When you claim to know details of the Second Coming that even Jesus himself says he doesn’t know, what are you doing? You are claiming an intimacy with Almighty God that simply doesn’t exist.

Now as far as I know no-one in this church has predicted a date for Christ’s return. But the danger of false intimacy, of a counterfeit faith where we try to be spiritual show-offs claiming some kind of hotline to the will of God that others don’t have – well, that’s a far more common temptation than we’d like to admit.

It breaches the commandments, taking the Lord’s name in vain. There is more to blasphemy than using the name of God or Jesus as a swearword. When we make idle claims that “The Lord has spoken to me” when he hasn’t, surely that is taking his name in vain, too.

Not only does it breach the commandments, it denies the Gospel. Essentially this false faith is a form of boasting, a superiority complex. Hence it flies in the face of our need for grace. The Gospel shows our need for humility, because we depend on the mercy of God. You have to wonder sometimes whether a person who spends their time boasting of their spiritual knowledge has spent enough time kneeling at the Cross seeking forgiveness.

“Keep watch,” says Jesus (verse 42, “Be ready” (verse 44). One way of being ready is to keep watch over our lives in this sense: do we know as much today as when faith first became real for us that we rely entirely on the grace of God? Or have we become a spiritual fraud, full of outwardly impressive signs but inwardly shallow and proud, playing religious games as a way of impressing or having power over others?

2. Shallow Lives
It’s a typical conversation when you visit a family in preparation for a funeral. “Fred wasn’t a religious man, but he lived a Christian life.” They describe the life of a supposed saint who certainly loved his family but had no time for God. You grit your teeth or edit out of the eulogyl the references to the gambling, smoking and foul temper. But he was a Christian man, remember.

>It’s interesting to think of those conversations in the light of Jesus’ comparison with the days of Noah.

“As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.”
(verses 37 to 41)

Here are people just getting on with the ordinary routine things of life (‘eating and drinking’, working in a field or ‘grinding with a hand mill’), going through the conventional staging posts of life’s journey (‘marrying and giving in marriage’), without any real sense that the journey is going anywhere. It is the tragedy of being consumed with the mundane without realising that we were made for more than this. It’s the body and maybe the soul but not the spirit. It’s all earthbound when we were made for friendship with God. There is more to life than food, work and family. It’s about empty lives that were meant to be full.

Jesus said,

“I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.”
(John 10:10)

I say this not to make us feel smug, superior and condescending to others. No. We need to think about ourselves, and our relationship with those who have not met Jesus.

For one thing, it means that we need to re-evaluate the whole way we conduct ourselves as church. It’s easier to value maintenance over mission, when we are called to mission first and then only do the maintenance to support the mission.

If we are to be more outward-looking we need to drop some baggage. We need to be a living testimony to the abundant life. Might it be that many people lead shallow lives without an awareness of Christ and his coming because so many Christians are also shallow?

3. Spiritually Asleep
In John’s Gospel Jesus gives a whole variety of attractive descriptions of himself. He is the Bread of Life; he is the Light of the World; he is the Good Shepherd; he is the Resurrection and the Life; he is the Way, the Truth and the Life, and so on. They are all appealing images. An advertising agency couldn’t beat them for slogans – thankfully.

But here in Matthew 24 we have a less appealing image of Jesus:

“If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into.”
(verse 43)

Jesus likens himself to a thief. Does that make you want to follow him?

Of course, the image isn’t meant to be pushed too far. It indicates that his coming will be sudden and unexpected. Thus Jesus goes on to say,

“So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.”
(verse 44)

Now you can’t be physically awake and ready twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. If you tried, you would not be ready for anything, least of all Jesus!

Jesus warns us we need to be spiritually awake and ready. What does that mean? One commentator says it means that 

‘disciples should be acting as disciples are supposed to act.’[2]

He goes on to quote a scholar by the name of Lövestam, who said it means the living of life

‘in communion with the Lord and in faithfulness to him’.[3]

Do you want to be ready for the coming of Jesus? You can’t install an alarm system to keep him out; you’ll still be taken by surprise when he comes; but you can be ready. The basic disciplines of the disciple are the key: communion with the Lord and faithfulness to him.

Steve Chalke calls this ‘Intimacy and Involvement’. In terms of intimacy or communion we practise those things that draw us into a close relationship with our God: prayer, Scripture reading, worship, fellowship, fasting, a holy lifestyle and so on. But alongside comes the faithfulness and involvement: we get our hands dirty in the world by being his witnesses in word and deed. As the Father sent Jesus into the world, so he sends us.

Don’t we often find, though, that many Christians prefer one or the other of these two? Some prefer the intimacy, that is, the praise, worship and prayer. Three years ago a Scotswoman called Catherine Brown founded a movement  called ‘A Million Hours Of Praise’[4]. She said at the time, 

‘God has given me a vision to mobilise the church and the nations of the earth to worship Jesus for one million hours, and we at million hours of praise believe that this worship will carry on past many millions of hours. You may ask why? Because Jesus is worth it!’

There are some Christians who would wrongly read her call as meaning that all we are meant to do is engage in some ongoing bless-up and everything will be fine. That would mean favouring communion over faithfulness, intimacy over involvement.

But some go to the opposite extreme. So consumed are they – and often rightly – with the needs of the world and those who are missing from the family of Jesus that the relationship with God is neglected. It’s like failing to tend a plant: they wither. They privilege faithfulness over communion and involvement over intimacy. They are like Martha without Mary.

Yet we need these two wings of the Christian life. A bird with one wing cannot fly, and neither can we. Spiritual wakefulness requires a combination of the two. The communion with the Lord fuels the faithfulness, else it is self-indulgence; the faithfulness requires the communion, else it is running on empty.

But have the two wings together and we shall not have counterfeit faith and nor will we live a shallow life. We shall be spiritually alive, and ready for our Lord.

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