Top 25 Sayings For Office Inspirational Posters

~ Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

~ Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen
times gives you job security.

~ Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings … they did it by killing all
those who opposed them.

~ We put the “k” in “kwality.”

~ A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

~ If at first you don’t succeed, try management.

~ Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

~ Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

~ The beatings will continue until morale improves.

~ Hang in there – retirement is only thirty years away!

~ Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

~ A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

~ Indecision is the key to flexibility.

~ Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment.

~ You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you.

~ Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.

From the Web Evangelism Bulletin.

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