Top 25 Sayings For Office Inspirational Posters

~ Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

~ Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen
times gives you job security.

~ Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings … they did it by killing all
those who opposed them.

~ We put the “k” in “kwality.”

~ A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

~ If at first you don’t succeed, try management.

~ Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

~ Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

~ The beatings will continue until morale improves.

~ Hang in there – retirement is only thirty years away!

~ Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

~ A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

~ Indecision is the key to flexibility.

~ Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment.

~ You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you.

~ Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.

From the Web Evangelism Bulletin.

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About Dave Faulkner

I'm a British Methodist minister, married with two children. I blog from a moderate evangelical-missional-charismatic perspective, with an interest in the 'missional' approach. My interests include Web 2.0, digital photography, contemporary music and watching football (Tottenham Hotspur) and cricket.

Posted on December 29, 2007, in Web/Tech. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Those are fantastic! They remind me of the “Demotivator” posters at despair.com that provide a good antidote to those overly feel-good posters out there.

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  2. Will,

    Thanks. In my small, sheltered life I hadn’t heard of despair.com. The calendars and t-shirts look great! Just my sort of thing!

    Like

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