~ Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
~ Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen
times gives you job security.
~ Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings … they did it by killing all
those who opposed them.
~ We put the “k” in “kwality.”
~ A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
~ If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
~ Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
~ Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
~ The beatings will continue until morale improves.
~ Hang in there – retirement is only thirty years away!
~ Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
~ A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
~ Indecision is the key to flexibility.
~ Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment.
~ You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you.
~ Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.
From the Web Evangelism Bulletin.
Those are fantastic! They remind me of the “Demotivator” posters at despair.com that provide a good antidote to those overly feel-good posters out there.
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Will,
Thanks. In my small, sheltered life I hadn’t heard of despair.com. The calendars and t-shirts look great! Just my sort of thing!
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