From Christianity Today‘s weekly Church Laughs email:
I think I’ve earned the right to say this.
Thank you for the unanimous vote of confidence.
We’ll incorporate a seeker sensitive approach into our present worship service.
In ancient Israel, the people danced before the Lord.
Recently, I’ve been reading about the importance of publicly confessing your own sins, so today …
I’ll show the church secretary who’s boss around here!
I’m sure I can trust you to keep this confidential.
Then there are no hard feelings, right?
I’m sure Mrs. Jones will agree that she’s been our organist long enough.
They need to realize this kitchen belongs to everyone.
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