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Irish comedian Ed Byrne on how to have a greener Christmas.
links for 2007-12-15
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The site’s own description: ‘A lexicon of fringe English, focusing on slang, jargon, and new words.’
Family Service Talk: Christmas Giving
As well as the mini-sermon for Sunday night’s carol service that I posted earlier, here is a talk for an all-age service on Sunday morning. Some of this is meant to connect with the adults as well as the children. It’s not a straight ‘children’s talk’.
[NB: This talk takes as its inspiration Shane Claiborne’s recent article Creative Cures For The Common Christmas.]
A Question For The Congregation: You can see how we have decorated the church for Christmas. But how would you decorate it? [Take some answers.]
Another Question: How many presents do you expect to receive this year? [Again, take some answers.]
Now let me tell you the answers some Christians have given to these two questions.
One church got rid of the usual Christmas decorations one year. Instead, they scattered hay and manure under the pews. They also invited a donkey, who was kind enough to leave his own particular gift while present. The congregation went from awkward looks at each other to laughter as they realised the church leaders had tried to recreate the feel of a manger in the sanctuary.
Now the second question, about the number of presents. Children in one Sunday School said that Jesus only received three presents: gold, frankincense and myrrh. And they weren’t much use for a baby! The children agreed to keep three presents, and give the rest away.
There’s a third question, but I can’t ask you to answer this publicly. If you did, it would destroy some surprises on Christmas Day. Here is the question: what gift are you most looking forward to giving? Just think quietly for a moment about that. …
Now, here is how some Christians answered that question. They dressed up in fun costumes, and invaded a shopping centre on the busiest shopping day of the Christmas season. They gave out free hot chocolate and free coats to the needy. They carried slogans such as, ‘Buy less – love more’, ‘Celebrate love not money’, ‘Love doesn’t cost a thing’ and ‘Spend time not money.’
But that leads to a fourth and final question, not ‘What should I give others?’, but ‘What should I give God?’ Pause for a moment again, and think about that. …
The answer I’d offer to that question is a traditional one. We’re about to sing ‘In the bleak midwinter’ (all five verses here). You’ll recall that verse in it:
What can I give him, poor as I am?
If I were a shepherd, I would give a lamb.
If I were a wise man, I would do my part;
Yet what I have I give him, give my heart.
(Christina Georgina Rossetti, 1830-1894)
What does ‘give my heart’ mean? Some put it like this: if the Old Testament standard for giving was the tithe, ten per cent, the New Testament standard is everything, one hundred per cent. Everything we have is for Jesus. That is what ‘give my heart’ means.
So we’re going to sing the carol now. And I want to invite you to confirm that you have ‘given your heart’ to Jesus. We have a Christmas card for Jesus at the front here. It has the last line of the carol on it. I want to invite you to come to the front and sign your name on Broomfield’s card to Jesus. Let’s pledge that we have given our hearts, our lives to Jesus. That’s real Christian, Christmas giving.
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Carol Service Mini-Sermon: Peace On Earth
I get to do a short talk on Sunday night at an ecumenical village carol service. Here is what I’ve come up with. I take some short cuts for sake of time in certain places – e.g., I’d like to link peace and forgiveness to the Cross. However, perhaps this is just setting out the markers, like an initial conversation.
Last weekend we took our children to Marsh Farm Country Park to see The Christmas Journey Live. Actors drawn from local churches guide you around the farm, telling the Christmas story. Roman soldiers met us and demanded we leave our village to register for the census. As we walked, Palestinian peasants accompanied us, complaining about the Romans on the way. We met Mary, Joseph and their donkey, as they travelled to Bethlehem, where innkeeper after innkeeper turned them away. We saw a star and the Magi, and our narrator interviewed one of their lackeys. We went to a barn with a nativity scene, and sang carols. We ended with mince pies, apple juice and some literature.
But one scene will stay with me: the angels and the shepherds. For this, we went into one of the buildings where Marsh Farm keeps their own sheep. In one of the pens sat the actors playing the shepherds. Some angels rushed onto stage block and declared their message. However, the angel and our narrator had to compete with a vociferous Marsh Farm sheep who wanted to take over the entire dialogue!
And it is to the angels and shepherds that I would like us to come for a few moments now. Let me take some words from the middle of the story:
And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God and saying,
‘Glory to God in the highest heaven,
and on earth peace among those whom he favours!’
When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, ‘Let us go now to Bethlehem and see this thing that has taken place, which the Lord has made known to us.’
‘On earth peace.’ Peace on earth. Couldn’t we just do with that? Iraq. Iran. Afghanistan. Zimbabwe. Closer to home: murders of teenagers on the streets of London. Or in our families: domestic abuse. Tragic, heartbreaking divorce. Peace on earth is a joke, isn’t it? Two thousand years on, and no sign of it.
But the Christmas angels promise ‘peace on earth’ for some specific people: ‘on earth peace among those whom [God] favours.’ Oo-er. God has favourites? It reminds me of Jose Mourinho’s arrival at Chelski, when he described himself as ‘The special one.’ Religious people claiming special favour make us nervous – and with some justification.
But the story of the shepherds and the angels makes us see the question of whom God favours very differently. Who are favoured in the story? The shepherds. They get the angelic visitation. No politician. No religious leader. Shepherds.
Why is that important? Because shepherds were treated badly in first century Palestine. They could provide the lambs for the sacrifices at the Jerusalem Temple, but the same religious authorities labelled them ‘unclean’, and banned them from the Temple. Commonly people thought they were criminals. Imagine how we often think of gypsies or travellers, and you won’t be far off. Yes, these people are the ones favoured by God.
God’s favour isn’t for those who consider themselves special or superior. Take that attitude and you can never receive God’s blessings. If we behave as if our religion is doing God a good turn, we’ll find ourselves lacking his approval.
But the shepherds are different. They have no status or privilege. They are more likely to approach God humbly. Those who come to God humbly find his peace. Moving towards God with a sense that I fail him, that I don’t want to let him down but I have, and that I need his forgiveness. Well, then he does forgive. His ‘peace on earth’ begins in our hearts. We know that he loves us and accepts us.
Do you feel like a ‘nobody’? Are you someone whom society despises? Do you think you are a failure? Hear the Christmas Good News: God favours you. He wants to heal you of the wounds others have inflicted on you. He wants to forgive your failures.
And then what? Sit back and enjoy the peace? Just treat it as your ticket to heaven when you die? No. The shepherds didn’t. They went to Bethlehem to find Jesus.
Bethlehem – where Jesus was born in poverty, in a land occupied by a foreign power. If ever a place needed peace on earth, it was here. Just like so many places today.
And just as Jesus was born to an angelic fanfare proclaiming peace, just as he came as the Prince of Peace, so he calls everyone who receives his peace to take it into the world, too. Where can you and I take the peace of Jesus to broken or hurting people? It might be in the peace we extend to friends, family or neighbours. It might be at work, or at leisure. It might even be a call to go further afield.
One thing is for sure, if Jesus has healed and forgiven us with his peace, then he calls us in response to heal and forgive others in peace.
Yes, let’s receive peace on earth from Jesus this Christmas. And let’s share it with the world.
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Bush’s Scottie
No, Tony Blair wasn’t Dubya’s poodle, he was his Scottie – according to a Steve Bell cartoon. See also the official video.
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Bush’s Scottie
No, Tony Blair wasn’t Dubya’s poodle, he was his Scottie – according to a Steve Bell cartoon. See also the official video.
Technorati Tags: TonyBlair, GeorgeWBush
Bush’s Scottie
No, Tony Blair wasn’t Dubya’s poodle, he was his Scottie – according to a Steve Bell cartoon. See also the official video.
Technorati Tags: TonyBlair, GeorgeWBush
links for 2007-12-14
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Article by Shane Claiborne on the Sojourners God’s Politics blog about reclaiming a Christlike Christmas from the Herodian consumerism of our day.
Fred Peatross On Missional Ministry
It’s always a pleasure to receive Fred Peatross’ ‘Abductive Columns’ email. His latest one, entitled ‘The Shift’, arrived in my inbox this morning. I found it resonated deeply with some of my own recent ministry experiences. It especially connects with where I have talked in some recent sermons about the priority Debbie and I give to making relationships with people in the community. We do not rush back from dropping off our children at the primary school or pre-school. We make friends with other parents and carers. We have received quite a few prayer requests as a result. It feels deeply fulfilling.
With Fred’s permission, I reproduce below some of his email. He is not currently blogging, so there is no hyperlink. However, if this whets your appetite for his writing and would like to receive his emails, then email me and I’ll pass your address onto him. You can also find some of his books on Amazon: Missio Dei is his most recent.
Anyway, on with the quotes:
Leaders in consumer churches spend large amounts of time and energy keeping the machine running. But for the weary leader, leading is like being caught in a revolving door of disappointment and frustration. Those who haven’t given up are beginning to burn out. They know no other way to do ministry, and if running the machine isn’t it, then what is?
State by state and city by city, more and more Christian leaders are discovering an organic way of serving God. Granted, the changes are shaking their world, and their future is anything but smooth.To be active, to be a producer in the faith community, to build and create a culture of missional believers, to share the burden, are all the labor pains of forging a missional community. Facilitating this type of transformation is one of the most important tasks for the leader today.Like a first love, these leaders are beginning to find passion again; a passion that can sustain them for the tough road ahead…
…The rise of the missional church is the single biggest development in Christianity since the Reformation. In many places the church has redefined itself as a missional enterprise where mission is lived-out in the local pub, over the backyard fence, or across the street one block down-a huge difference from the missions that accompanied the Enlightenment and practiced by the church for the last century. The Reformation gave us the denominations but the missional church is a much simpler taxonomy. It comes down to this. People either get it or they don’t.
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